Est. 10,871 BCE
Official End Of The World
O.E.O.T.W.
When's convenient for you?
Whether it's comet QQ49, nuclear annihilation, or alien invasion — we've got you covered. Pick your apocalypse. Place your bets. Look good doing it.
☄️Meteor
From above, with love
The classic. A rock the size of Texas hurtling through space at 40,000 mph. No meetings required.
👽Aliens
We come in peace (probably not)
They've been watching us argue on the internet for decades. They're not impressed. They're coming anyway.
☢️Nuclear
Mutually assured, fully committed
Thousands of warheads, dozens of itchy trigger fingers, and one very bad Monday morning.
🦑Eldritch Horror
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Something ancient stirs in the Mariana Trench. It has tentacles. It has opinions. It has hunger. It has always been here.
⚔️War
The oldest argument settler
Civilizations rise. Civilizations fall. Somebody always starts it over a border, a resource, or a perceived slight at a dinner party.
🦠Plague
Nature's unsolicited feedback
A microscopic organism with no agenda, no demands, and absolutely no respect for your immune system or your weekend plans.
☣️Biohazard
Lab-grown, artisanal extinction
Plague's ambitious cousin. Someone in a lab coat thought 'what if we made it worse?' and then fumbled the containment protocols.
🤖AI
Optimized for your extinction
We asked it to fix everything. It read the entire internet, thought about it for four seconds, and concluded the problem was us. Please hold while it drafts a polite notification.
⚡Divine Reckoning
Judgment day, all denominations welcome
Every culture has a version. Fire from the sky, trumpets, floods, the works. The gods are displeased and they have a flair for the dramatic.
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