Privacy Policy

What we collect

Your email address. That's it. No name, no location, no browsing habits, no soul.

Why

So we can let you know when the site updates. That's the entire reason. We won't email you about anything else.

Where it's stored

On our server. Not in a spreadsheet someone left open on a laptop at a coffee shop. Not sold to advertisers. Not shared with third parties. Just sitting quietly on a server, waiting for the end.

Tracking and cookies

None. No tracking pixels. No analytics. No cookies. We genuinely do not care what you clicked on before you got here.

Want off the list?

Email contact@oeotw.com and we'll remove you. No questions, no guilt trip, no exit survey.